Would you be ok with someone picking it up. I work for a trucking company we have drivers out that way weekly. I do understand if inbetween you were to sell it
Offer to pay for one of these guys plane ticket to you and they can get it down or PVC tubing 1.5 inch or so with a rope through it much like how they catch stray dogs
Back to hunting with nothing but bare hands is a fig leaf ok and mabey some home made cardboard shoes and a barret .50 cal if that not back to basics what is