pssst ... hey you... pssst ... you, yaa you Ezookiel! Igot a proposition for ya. I know this lawyer guy... see .. and he can make you a rich man,.... SHHHH! don't blab this out ! this lawyer guy he'll get Hubson to pay out big and all you'll have to do is sit back and rake it in! ... SHHHH then he'll go after the motor company and then the guard division... what? I told you my guy is good... real good! Then he'll go after Leatherman, after all they are the real cause of this whole dilemma!!! My guy will have you rollen in the doo in less time it takes Hubson to fix your quad. But that's not all SHHH you don't want everybody in on this... Then my guy the lawyer friend will go after the Turkish candy company... he'll have you in candy till your great, great, great, great grandchildren's teeth fall out!!! what ... what you mean you don't know? this will be like candy fromout of the rapper. ........there is one thing thow ... I hate to bring this part up but you know you just got to. ..... SHHH not to loud.... Editor is probably listening in... with all the advice he gave, he'll probably want half!!!
anyway my gut is gonna need a little cash... you know a little something to get all that legal mumbo jumbo bullshot paper work and barbeque started ... Well my guy ain't real cheap but he said he'll give you a break... He'll let you keep the whole settlement (minus what your going to have to give to Editor!!!) but he needs that little something up front how much? aww just a poultry $4,852.78 US of coarse. yaa that's it. ..... CASH only !!!!! and if you act real soon, He'll knock off the 78 cents! Darn What a Deal!
Remember the less you let Editor know the less you have to cut him in.
Hope to here something soon.